Deranged Assistant #45
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Market prices
$0.30 market +3.5% 7d
| Printing | Low | Market | Median |
|---|---|---|---|
| Foil | - | $0.28 | $0.28 |
| Normal | $0.01 | $0.30 | $0.30 |
Price history
+$0.00 (0.0%) over 13 days · High $0.31 · Low $0.29
Daily prices (13 days)
| Day | Market | Low | Median |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-16 | $0.30 | $0.01 | $0.30 |
| 2026-09-15 | $0.31 | $0.01 | $0.28 |
| 2026-09-14 | $0.31 | $0.01 | $0.30 |
| 2026-09-13 | $0.31 | $0.01 | $0.30 |
| 2026-09-12 | $0.30 | $0.01 | $0.30 |
| 2026-09-11 | $0.30 | $0.01 | $0.29 |
| 2026-09-10 | $0.29 | $0.01 | $0.29 |
| 2026-09-09 | $0.29 | $0.01 | $0.29 |
| 2026-09-08 | $0.29 | $0.01 | $0.29 |
| 2026-09-07 | $0.29 | $0.01 | $0.31 |
| 2026-09-06 | $0.31 | $0.01 | $0.30 |
| 2026-09-05 | $0.30 | $0.01 | $0.30 |
| 2026-09-04 | $0.30 | $0.01 | $0.30 |
Details
- Type
- Creature — Human Wizard
- Mana value
- 2
- Power/Toughness
- 1/1
- Colour
- Blue
- Rules text
- T, Mill a card: Add C.
- Flavour
- "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
- Set
- Double Masters 2022, released 2022-07-08
- Card ID
- 67919
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