Deranged Assistant #61
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Market prices
$0.25 market -7.4% 7d
| Printing | Low | Market | Median |
|---|---|---|---|
| Foil | - | $0.28 | $0.29 |
| Normal | $0.03 | $0.25 | $0.25 |
Price history
-$0.03 (-10.7%) over 58 days · High $0.28 · Low $0.25
Daily prices (58 days)
| Day | Market | Low | Median |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-11-01 | $0.25 | $0.03 | $0.25 |
| 2026-10-31 | $0.25 | $0.03 | $0.25 |
| 2026-10-30 | $0.25 | $0.03 | $0.26 |
| 2026-10-29 | $0.26 | $0.01 | $0.26 |
| 2026-10-28 | $0.26 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-27 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-26 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-25 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-24 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-23 | $0.27 | $0.02 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-22 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-21 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-20 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-19 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-18 | $0.27 | $0.02 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-17 | $0.27 | $0.02 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-16 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-15 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-14 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-13 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-12 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-11 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-10 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-09 | $0.27 | $0.03 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-08 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-07 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-06 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-05 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-04 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-03 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-02 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-10-01 | $0.28 | $0.03 | $0.28 |
| 2026-09-30 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.28 |
| 2026-09-29 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-27 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-26 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-25 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-24 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-23 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-22 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-21 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-20 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-19 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-18 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-17 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-16 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.27 |
| 2026-09-15 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.26 |
| 2026-09-14 | $0.27 | $0.01 | $0.26 |
| 2026-09-13 | $0.26 | $0.01 | $0.26 |
| 2026-09-12 | $0.26 | $0.01 | $0.26 |
| 2026-09-11 | $0.26 | $0.01 | $0.26 |
| 2026-09-10 | $0.26 | $0.01 | $0.26 |
| 2026-09-09 | $0.26 | $0.01 | $0.26 |
| 2026-09-08 | $0.26 | $0.01 | $0.26 |
| 2026-09-07 | $0.26 | $0.01 | $0.28 |
| 2026-09-06 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.28 |
| 2026-09-05 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.28 |
| 2026-09-04 | $0.28 | $0.01 | $0.28 |
Details
- Type
- Creature — Human Wizard
- Mana value
- 2
- Power/Toughness
- 1/1
- Colour
- Blue
- Rules text
- T, Mill a card: Add C. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
- Flavour
- "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
- Set
- Innistrad Remastered, released 2025-01-24
- Card ID
- 75535
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