Fat Ass #95
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
Market prices
$0.40 market +8.1% 7d
| Printing | Low | Market | Median |
|---|---|---|---|
| Foil | - | $14.50 | $14.52 |
| Normal | $0.05 | $0.40 | $0.47 |
Price history
+$0.05 (+14.3%) over 90 days · High $0.40 · Low $0.35
Daily prices (90 days)
| Day | Market | Low | Median |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-16 | $0.40 | $0.05 | $0.47 |
| 2026-09-15 | $0.40 | $0.05 | $0.45 |
| 2026-09-14 | $0.40 | $0.05 | $0.47 |
| 2026-09-13 | $0.40 | $0.05 | $0.47 |
| 2026-09-12 | $0.39 | $0.05 | $0.46 |
| 2026-09-11 | $0.37 | $0.05 | $0.43 |
| 2026-09-10 | $0.37 | $0.05 | $0.43 |
| 2026-09-09 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.43 |
| 2026-09-08 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.43 |
| 2026-09-07 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.42 |
| 2026-09-06 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.43 |
| 2026-09-05 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.43 |
| 2026-09-04 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.43 |
| 2026-09-03 | $0.37 | $0.05 | - |
| 2026-09-01 | $0.38 | $0.05 | - |
| 2026-08-31 | $0.38 | - | $0.38 |
| 2026-08-30 | $0.37 | - | - |
| 2026-08-28 | $0.37 | $0.05 | - |
| 2026-08-27 | $0.37 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-26 | $0.37 | - | $0.45 |
| 2026-08-25 | $0.37 | - | $0.42 |
| 2026-08-24 | $0.37 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-23 | $0.37 | - | $0.50 |
| 2026-08-22 | $0.37 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-21 | $0.37 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-20 | $0.37 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-19 | $0.37 | - | $0.41 |
| 2026-08-18 | $0.36 | - | $0.40 |
| 2026-08-17 | $0.36 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-16 | $0.36 | - | $0.39 |
| 2026-08-15 | $0.36 | - | $0.31 |
| 2026-08-14 | $0.36 | $0.15 | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-13 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-12 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.45 |
| 2026-08-11 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.34 |
| 2026-08-10 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.20 |
| 2026-08-09 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-08 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-07 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.25 |
| 2026-08-06 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-05 | $0.36 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-04 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.40 |
| 2026-08-03 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-02 | $0.36 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-08-01 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-31 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-30 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-29 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.12 |
| 2026-07-28 | $0.36 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-27 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.31 |
| 2026-07-26 | $0.36 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-25 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.31 |
| 2026-07-24 | $0.35 | - | $0.25 |
| 2026-07-23 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-22 | $0.35 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-21 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-20 | $0.36 | - | $0.24 |
| 2026-07-19 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-18 | $0.36 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-17 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-16 | $0.36 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-15 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-14 | $0.36 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-13 | $0.36 | $0.05 | $0.30 |
| 2026-07-12 | $0.37 | - | $0.40 |
| 2026-07-11 | $0.37 | $0.05 | $0.34 |
| 2026-07-10 | $0.37 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-09 | $0.37 | $0.05 | $0.20 |
| 2026-07-08 | $0.37 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-07 | $0.37 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-06 | $0.37 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-07-05 | $0.37 | $0.05 | $0.34 |
| 2026-07-04 | $0.37 | - | $0.44 |
| 2026-07-03 | $0.37 | $0.05 | $0.36 |
| 2026-07-02 | $0.36 | - | $0.40 |
| 2026-07-01 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-06-30 | $0.35 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-06-29 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-06-28 | $0.35 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-06-27 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.23 |
| 2026-06-26 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-06-25 | $0.35 | - | $0.25 |
| 2026-06-24 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-06-23 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.47 |
| 2026-06-22 | $0.35 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-06-21 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
| 2026-06-20 | $0.35 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-06-19 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.49 |
| 2026-06-18 | $0.35 | - | $0.00 |
| 2026-06-17 | $0.35 | $0.05 | $0.00 |
Details
- Type
- Creature — Donkey Shaman
- Mana value
- 5
- Power/Toughness
- 2/3 1/2
- Colour
- Green
- Rules text
- Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
- Flavour
- Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
- Set
- Unhinged, released 2004-11-19
- Card ID
- 169709
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